SI28-Radio-Worm/Week3

Radio-Shows/Week3

INTRO

INTRO

Hosts

Youjung: Moderator | Bart: Secretary | Ema: Producer | Radio ghost as both Internet frequency jammer and Ghost from the other dimension

Introduction

♫ Starts Radio Ghost Sound

Hello folks from the internet!

Say something random in our language

NL: Goeiemorgen allemaal!

IT: Bella ragaaaa, ooooh... benvenuti nel nostro programma radio!

KR: 안녕하세요!

Welcome to the 3rd radio broadcast held by the XPUB students from the Piet Zwart Institute, about Writing Machines–Protocol Feedback, or just Writing Machines if you like! Today you're with Bart, Youjung and Ema (each person reads their own name)

👻 Ghost: "are you xpub"

And who's this?? Are you there? Who are you?

Is there a ghost inside our broadcast?

👻 Ghost: plays sound "Watch you, watch xpub"

Cool! Do you wanna be our 4th companion?

👻 Ghost: plays sound "xpub xpub xpub xpub"

So what is XPUB??? Well... that's an answer to which we may respond with this radio session, so stick to it to listen and delve with us in the curious world of the Writing Machines!! In this next hour of broadcast, we will make you discover how fun and strange it can be when you take something well established and granted as the language, and play with it. By playing with it we're trying with you, the listener, to understand and possibly expand what are the boundaries of the human language, with the help of Protocols, combined sometimes with Machines of different kinds.

What do you mean, are you asking?

Well... before you start asking questions, WE have a question for you. For example you can Write a line of the last sad song you listened to, and a happy one. Let's now dive directly into the strange world of writing machinesssssss. Let's goooo

Session 1 | Youjung: Spam e-mail Recipe

♫ Intro: Cooking Mama theme song Cooking spam e-mails from my inbox, in Hassan Brown's SEO proposal the order of the phrases are completely random. Whereas in Tips from ABN AMRO I divided each phrases into subjects like coverage, risks and benefits and placed them into variables to add different context.

Hassan Brown's SEO proposal

Python
import random
text = [
"Hi ",
"I found your details ",
"on Google ",
"and I have looked at ",
"your website ",
"I can help ",
"bring",
"to the first page ",
"Google ",
"If you were on page ",
"#1 ",
"you'd get so many ",
"new customers ",
"every day ",
"May I send you ",
"a proposal ",
"and price?",
"thanks "
]

start = text[0]
end = text[-1]
middle = text[1:-1]
random.shuffle(middle)

poem = "\n".join([start] + middle + [end])

print(poem)

Output

Hi 
on Google 
#1 
and price?
every day 
you'd get so many 
I found your details 
May I send you  
your website 
I can bring 
a proposal 
and I have looked at 
new customers 
of Google 
to the first page 
If you were on page 
thanks 

Tips from ABN AMRO

Python
from random import choice
greetings = [ ]
dutchCustom = [ ]
coverage = [ ]
benefit = [ ]
risk = [ ]
consequence = [
   "causing a cyclist to have a nasty fall",
   "faced by a hefty bill",
   "they hold you liable for their injuries",
   "no longer being able to work"
]

poem = f"""
Dear Client,
Are you getting used to
{choice(risk)}?
Still, Dutch customs can be useful,
{choice(consequence)}.
It's normal to {choice(dutchCustom)}
{choice(coverage)}.
You can insure yourself for
{choice(consequence)}
{choice(benefit)}
Get properly {choice(risk)}
Kind regards,
Tanja Bom
Head of Customer Communications
ABN AMRO
"""

print(poem)

Output

Dear Client,
Are you getting used to
accidently injure someone?
Still, Dutch customs can be useful,
no longer being able to work.
It's normal to cycling against the traffic
for all these types of insurance.
You can insure yourself for
no longer being able to work
starting from as little as €2.71 per month.
Get properly cross the road without looking
Kind regards,
Tanja Bom
Head of Customer Communications
ABN AMRO

Session 2 | Bart

♫ Intro: Epiphany Fields - scntfc

Session 3 | Ema: The Beatles Session

Everything that Ema did was based on The Beatles.

You can read in details about his Writing Machines on the section about Writing Machines! It's up to you to find it 😉

He first played his ♫ Hey Jude - Cover by The Beatles, Radio Tuning Version.

A version of “Hey Jude” re-composed solely by the same words of the song but that are from other Beatles songs.

He then followed Beatles' Take a sad song and make it better protocol sang in Hey Jude, by taking a sad song from the Beatles (The Long And Winding Road) and he made it better by using happy phrases taken from others happy songs still from the Beatles. The new song then become The Bright And Smooth Path

Session 4 | Final Writing Machine

Protocol

* Ask audiences questions during each host sessions and put the responses from the chat to the python code

* Each person read one word / phrase, ★ is the divider, sing the part with ♫

Python
from random import choice, 
sample title = [] 
name = [] 
place = [] 
sadSong = [] 
happySong = [] 
name1, name2, name3, name4, name5 = sample(name, 5) 
place1, place2, place3, place4, place5 = sample(place, 5) 
title1, title2, title3 = sample(title, 3) 
happySong1, happySong2, happySong3 = sample(happySong, 3) 
sadSong1, sadSong2, sadSong3 = sample(sadSong, 3) 
title1_words = title1.split() 
title1_short = " ".join(title1_words[:5]) 
title2_words = title2.split() 
title2_short = " ".join(title2_words[-5:]) 
message = f""" 
{name1} ★ {place1} ★ 
Happily sings ★ ♫ {sadSong1} ♫ Sobbing ★ 
{name2} ★ {place2} ★ cries ★ 
♫ {happySong1}♫ {name3} ★ writes ★ 
"{title1_short}" {name1} ★ replies ★ 
"{title2_short}" {name4} ★ and ★ 
{name5} ★ {place4} ★ ♫ {happySong3} ♫ ★ ♫ {sadSong3} ♫ 
★ See you ★ {place5} 
★ yours sincerely... 
""" 
print(message)Output

Output

Amanda ★ in my room on the couch ★ 
Happily sings ★ ♫ A handshake of carbon monoxide 

♫ Sobbing ★ April ★ in the train 
★cries ★ ♫ Che scrivi sui muri milioni di sigle tipo A.-T.A.-T.V.U.M.D.B.♫

Archibald ★ writes ★ "who lack the funds but" 
Amanda ★ replies ★ "Eintrittskarte für den Weihnachtscircus Mönchengladbach" 

Anna ★ and ★ Arend ★ in the place ★
♫ Above the clouds - the organism ♫ ★ 

♫ Reach into the darkness for what's left ♫ ★
See you ★ on the table ★ 

yours sincerely...

Closing Song

♫ Prisencolinensinainciusol (Remastered) - Adriano Celentano

This very peculiar song, created by Adriano Celentano in 1972, has its lyrics completely meaningless! Celentano invented words that sound like American English but have no meaning in any language. It was an artistic experiment to capture the sound and rhythm of English as perceived by those who do not speak it. Celentano wanted to demonstrate how music could communicate emotions and meanings even without comprehensible words.